i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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