so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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