Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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