so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
