You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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