@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm too high and old for this...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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