Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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