Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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