You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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