I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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