Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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