I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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