It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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