Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish I could punch you in the face.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Swine flu is the new snow day.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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