YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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