I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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