:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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