I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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