Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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