He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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