Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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