the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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