I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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