google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I sprained my soul last night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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