I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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