ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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