dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pappa wants mamma naked
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
