STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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