I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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