The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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