you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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