i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Randomize
