I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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