He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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