ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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