Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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