Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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