Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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