i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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