She's JV to your varsity
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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