I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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