Kiss
Puke
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
50% drunk capacity currently
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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