i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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