Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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