I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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