No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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