How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize