So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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