Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
