If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
