absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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