i just wanna soil my oats bro
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
