her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
did you just send me my own nude
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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