I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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