:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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