come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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